shoutout to my parents for not supervising what i do on the internet ever

lol

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possibly the greatest poem ever written by a first grader


Persons

People can walk
but not
handsanitizers
Because
handsanitizers
don’t
        have
                legs

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sciencecenter:

Paralyzed woman uses her brain to control robotic arm

Two stroke victims unable to move or speak can now control a robotic arm with their minds.

By thinking about moving her own paralyzed arm, one woman in the experiment used an artificial limb to serve herself coffee for the first time in 15 years. It’s the most complex task yet achieved with a brain-computer interface.

“When the woman with the brain stem stroke reached out for that thermos of coffee and put it to her mouth and then she put it back down, the smile on her face was remarkable,” said Brown University neurologist and engineer Leigh Hochberg, who led the study published May 16 in Nature.

Hochberg directs the BrainGate2 clinical trial, an ongoing test of the BrainGate system. With a 4-millimeter-wide, brain-implanted chip as its centerpiece, the system conducts signals from motion-controlling neurons to a computer that decodes the signals and turns them into software commands.

woahhhh

(Source: Wired)

jromeem:

thingsthatwegoogleatwork:

English Muffins

carolina. vincent should get these. they are ENGLISH.

Yeah, he should. He told me we should try buying cider in the states, it’s really good over there! They made him a fruit cider drink at the pub. 

jromeem:

thingsthatwegoogleatwork:

English Muffins

carolina. vincent should get these. they are ENGLISH.

Yeah, he should. He told me we should try buying cider in the states, it’s really good over there! They made him a fruit cider drink at the pub. 

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haha, he’s awesome. 

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fitvillains:

Preach!

fitvillains:

Preach!

pleatedjeans:

dog climbs counter [video]

(Source: punkoftoday)

koxaky:

Wushu martial art of China.
武术

koxaky:

Wushu martial art of China.

武术